Turkeys didnt exist.

Thats right! straight from jimmys mouth. there were no turkeys around when the first thanksgiving happened. too bad there was plenty of kegs and tvs but no turkeys

ok... darling... listen up. I did not tell you that turkeys did not exist.. but I did tell you that turkeys in the traditional sense were not the main food. The original feasts at that time were more what they had in the wild, waterfowl such as ducks and geese and wild game like venison. You Lil Miss are the one that added the whole part about the frat party and dudes partying with other dudes.. lol.

i no longer believe in turkeys. for me they are up there with other mythical creatures like unicorns, santa and the loch ness monster. which may i say im unsure about what exactly a loch ness monster is. Its like some scottish sea snake isnt it?

lmfao thanksgiving was what 2 months ago and were still arguing about if they existed or not

1st of all, Scarlett is twisting someone's words around, surprise surprise.

I believe Jimmy on this 1.

Scarlette doesn't believe in turkeys... "mythical creatures"... ahhaha well... lucky for u, that u can buy this mythical creature in the frozen food aisle of ur local grocery store, and after baking it for a good amount of time, enjoy this mythical dish with mythical gravy and mythical stuffing.

y can't u buy more mythical creatures in the frozen aisle of ur grocery store, unicorns, santa, loch ness....

loch ness


is potentially a dinosaur called "elasmosaurus"


or someone just mistaken an elephant in the water


or this


there's some other believe this could've been the loch ness too


who knows... dare u to swim in that lake though.

You know what other mythical creature baffles me?.....



The Blue Whale

I mean really for the biggest creature on the planet supposedly why is it i never see them?

Bit convienient isnt it? Hmmmmm

Also I think BIGFOOT

is actually just a hairy man who had big feet who forever go enslaved in a vicious rumor. Bless his sweet big footed sooul. ;(



Kids can be soooooo cruel.

P.s I would totally go swimming in that lake as im sure that monster is just as scared of us as we are of it.

green wrote:lmfao thanksgiving was what 2 months ago and were still arguing about if they existed or not

Theres no argument Im just stubborn. Plus I like the idea of turkeys not existing as they are vicious vicious birds who chase and bite small children. I also dislike geese.

They chase too :O
!!!!

Geese Attack


^clicky click

don't worry, geese can only bite kids. ppl, especially asians, EAT geese. karma's a bitch.

gosh... should i even bother responding to this...

I mean really for the biggest creature on the planet supposedly why is it i never see them?

ya.. y not.. it's a forum afterall. you're retarded.

lol, y would u want to be neighbors with somethin that big... can u imagine its house? u need to grow some gills + a tail... then u'd see ur other "mythical" creature more often if ur not too busy shaggin dolphins. (heard they're horny fuckers...just like u....)

u know what mythical creature baffles me? u pimptress. ur i.q. is off the charts... on the bottom end. (JK <3) ya, ur legally and illegally retarded.

ur pic of bigfoot reminds me of the klingon guy from star trek.



lol i love this comment.

P.s I would totally go swimming in that lake as im sure that monster is just as scared of us as we are of it.

i now fully understand why aussies get bit by sharks every year.

i know who to use for bait, i mean who to go with, when i wana go shark-fishing.

I may not be super smart but Im sure as hell fun! and personally i think thats better. seriousness makes me sad. theres no need for people to be so serious.

You know what creature i love which im reminded of by startrek hair guy


EWOKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!


I love ewoks are they from star wars?

You know what usually sharks don't attack humans the only reason they attack is when its mating season and when they think they see prey like a seal (which is what people in black wet suits or people on surfboards look like)

sharks are actually very peaceful havent you seen nemo?

and here is a smiling shark

OK..Scarlett .. dear.. Listen, your fear and dislike of turkeys and geese is just foul.. or should I say FOWL. But because I love ya i googled it and heres what i found for ya hun..

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[list][*]Fear of birds: An abnormal and persistent fear of birds. Sufferers of this fear experience undue anxiety about encountering and even being attacked by birds although they may realize their fears are quite irrational.

[list][*]Fear of birds is termed "ornithophobia," a word derived from the Greek and "ornithos" (bird) and "phobos" (fear).

I also found a few pics of why I think you may have bird issues.. maybe you had similar occurences as a child.. lol

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Spunky.. by the way loved the bit about the mythical frozen food aisle and the mythical gravy... that was hilarious!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all my bad memories are flooding back!!!!!!!!!! lmao

they attack you seen the video. geese/turkeys want nothing more than to eat me. lmao

ya u truly r super hell fun! ur right, i'd rather be with someone fun, than smart. just cuz i dont like to be bored by someone.. that's the worst thing. i can think of a few ppl i know who r super smart.. but super boring as well.

ya think they'd be smart enough to not be boring.. but no.

lol@ewoks... they're just hairy midgets, no wonder u like em.

do elaborate as to why sharks attack ppl more during mating season. horny = aggressive? show off for the chicky/man sharks? etc etc.

k... so u just said.. sharks attack ppl cuz ppl look like seals... well guess what... it means the sharks were HUNGRY. and when they're hugnry, they wana EAT. they will eat, get full, swim around, and get HUNGRY AGAIN. sooooooooooooo logic says, they will continue to attack ppl. they don't target ONLY ppl, but they will eat ANYTHING they can sink their teeth into....... so they will attack.. daily.... or however their metabolism works...

sharks.. nemo... "fish r friends, not foot" hahaha bruce is awesome.

ur smiling shark.. ya... anyone with a smile like THAT.. definitely doesn't appeal to me... maybe works on aussies.. "crikey!! daz a heppy lil great white shak. me is gona invite d lil guy ova fo sum tea"

translation in canadian english "holy fuck! that mother fucking shark looks like it's smiling. because i'm not too bright i'm gona go closer and maybe he won't bite me"

i love the pic of the asian kid gettin pooped on by the pigeon... hahahahah. what an evil bird.

"target spotted... T-minus 4, counting down... 3...2....1...bombs away"

just keep swimming
just keep swimming swimming..

argggh

you. love. it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk
buahahaha

lol i now agree that geese are evil lil fuckers...since theyve decided to start chasing things..me inlcuded

PIMPTRESS wrote:

green wrote:lmfao thanksgiving was what 2 months ago and were still arguing about if they existed or not

Theres no argument Im just stubborn. Plus I like the idea of turkeys not existing as they are vicious vicious birds who chase and bite small children. I also dislike geese.

They chase too :O
!!!!

Geese Attack


^clicky click

ok.. now I would like to add Miss Scarlett.. that I did reply to you in another column but i would like to post a remark here.. I was reading back through here and laughing.. then I got sad I miss the old group. It was always so much fun and it fell apart when you left.. but thats not why Im here.. Im writing here Lil Miss to let you know that I think that YOUUUUUUUU are the most mythical creature of all!!! I havent seen you forever.. its a occurence that many have seen but few seem to share anymore.. lol hmm this reminds me of another topic.. UFO's and aliens!!!! You were always outta this world but I just chucked it up as you being from AustrailYER.. wow I miss ya!! So.. when do we ge tto see you again hun.. I have a new nic Im on most of the time.. Xx_Gravity_Kills_xX I would really love to catch up with you sometime!!!! Just msg me hun and lemme know when youre gonna be around if ever.. dont forget Im always signed on so leave me a message whether im there or not!!!